A few years ago, I was on a plane with my sister, waiting for it to take off. The pilot's voice boomed throughout the plane: “Sorry for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. Our engines don't work. We are going to jump-start them. Once we get them going, we'll get up in the air and see what happens.”
That was all he said. “See what happens?” Shouldn't we have had a better plan than that?!
At that point, I could only laugh nervously. One woman started crying: “Oh no!